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    This is the kind of joke that when you tell one, it's not funny, but after four or five, they're hilarious!
      What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
    • ...who losens hex screws? Allen
    • ...hanging on a wall? Art
    • ...under a car? Axel (Or Jack)
    • a mailbox? Bill
    • ...floating in a pool? Bob
    • a field of marijuana? Bud
    • ...on the bottom of a pool? Dewayne
    • a bank? Buck
    • ...and no head? Chester
    • a tiger cage? Claude
    • ...on your shoulder? Chip
    • ...and his friend hanging around a window? Curt 'n Rod
    • ...with a spade? Doug
    • ...without a spade? Douglas
    • a barbecue? Frank
    • ...under a microscope? Gene
    • your spice rack? Herb
    • ...flying over the fence? Homer
    • the trunk of a car? Jack
    • a GMC? Jimmy
    • the bathroom? John
    • ...impaled on a stick? Lance
    • ...on a porch? Matt
    • ...on a piece of paper? Mark
    • ...on a stage? Mike
    • ...who's shaving? Nick
    • a hole? Phil
    • ...trying to hold up a bank? Rob
    • a gully? Rocky
    • ...on a hill? Roland
    • a pile of leaves? Russell
    • ...waterskiing? Skip
    • a hot tub? Stu
    • a lingerie drawer? Teddy

    • What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs...
    • ...between two buildings? Ali
    • ...on a tennis court? Annette
    • ...on a fence? Barb
    • a bag? Carrie
    • your sink? Dawn
    • ...on a dirt road? Dusty
    • ...floating on a pond? Lily
    • a sewer? Flo
    • a frying pan? Pam
    • ...hanging on a clothes line? Peg
    • ...between two slices of bread? Patty
    • a vase? Rose
    • ...rolling around on a beach? Sandy

      What do you call a gal with one...
    • ...leg? Eileen
    • ...leg who is asian? Irene

    • What do you call a deer ...
    • ...with no eyes? No Eye Deer (No Idea)
    • ...with no eyes and no legs? Still No Eye Deer
    • ...with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia? Still No F*##*?! Eye Deer

    • What do you call a dog with no legs and steel balls? Sparky!

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